are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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