just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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