Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
