There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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