Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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