You're so nebulous sometimes
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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