Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I looked at my own cervix.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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