Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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