If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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