i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
