Porn is love you can see.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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