My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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