Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
jump out the window naked night went bad
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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