If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize