You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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