why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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