Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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