i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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