I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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