she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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