So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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