this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
