We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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