What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm at about main and main street
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
