Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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