Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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