My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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