I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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