he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
