Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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