What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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