Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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