i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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