Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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