David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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