i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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