Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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