do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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