But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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