thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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