If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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