i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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