I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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