Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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