He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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