I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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