yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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