I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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