He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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