the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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