He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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