Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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