We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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