just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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