If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She's the barista slut.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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